They'd Never Say That!

ALL OF THESE ARE FROM http://www.narutocentral.com/features/theyd-never-say-that/ I DID NOT THINK OF THEM MYSELF.

Asuma

· "I love you Kurenai! Will you marry me?"
· "I quit smoking a month ago."

Choji

· "No thanks Shino. I'm not hungry."
· "I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet."
· "Oooooh no! Not another bite."
· "I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."

Gai

· "That's it! I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."

Gaara

· "I hate sand! I think I'm allergic to it."
· "Temari and Kankurou, why don't we get along?"

Haku

· "I hate you Zabuza... shove it."
· "Wow! I make a pretty good looking girl... pass the lip stick please."

Hinata

· "I love you Neji."
· "Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"

Ino

· "Who cares about looks."
· "Eww... I hate purple."

Itachi

· "I'm so weak. I wish I wasn't such a woman."
· "Violence isn't necessary; can't we all just get along."
· "I want my mommy..."
· "I did NOT have incest with Sasuke!"
· "I miss my family."

Jiraiya

· "Oh man! Not another naked chick."
· "Do you guys think of anything besides women?"
· "Ahh the fourth was not anything special."
· "That's right. I'm a virgin and proud of it."
· "I, Jiraiya, solemnly swear never to look at another boob."
· "I love big butts and I can not lie."
· "I've never looked at porn."
· "The internet is not for porn. It's for educational purposes."
· "You are young. You are free. Why don't you sleep with me?"

Kakashi

· "I think I'm going to show up for training early today."
· "Man, my partners died.. oh well better them than me."
· "I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today."
· "Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"
· "Do I save my comrades or finish the mission? Oh, screw this, I'll just kill my comrades and finish it myself."

Kankurou

· "Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"
· "Puppets are kinda boring; I think I'm going to be a ventriloquist instead."
· "To tell you the truth, puppets kind of freak me out."

Kiba

· "You're a bad dog, Akamaru!!!"
· "I think I'm allergic to dogs."
· "AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!? *Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun*"

Konohamaru

· "Naruto! You're a bad leader! I'm going to look for Sasuke!"

Naruto

· "Shut up, Sakura I don't want to be Hokage today."
· "I don't like ramen! Let's eat tofu!"
· "I hate the color orange."
· "I love you Neji."

Neji

· "I love you more Hinata."

Orochimaru

· "Ok, lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
· "I have one more snake that you haven't seen, Sasuke."
· "I'm the guy who did Michael Jackson's plastic surgery."

Rock Lee

· "Hey Gai-Sensei! Can I enter a ninjutsu contest?"
· "Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."
· "Sakura, does nothing appease you?!"
· "Sakura, you are so ugly. I hate girls with pink hair."
· "Sorry Gaara, I stole your eyebrows."

Sakura

· "Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me. I just wanted to be near Naruto."
· "Damn Sasuke, you're even uglier than I am."
· "Damn Sasuke get a hair cut."

Sasuke

· "I'm sorry Itachi. I don't feel like fighting today."
· "You know, I'll stop hunting Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry Sakura."
· "Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me."
· I'm not emo. *Breaks into song* I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. *Cuts wrists* Don't know where it go... *passes out*

Shikamaru

· "I'm sooo hyper. Lets run laps around Kohana for a hour."
· "Ino I hate you; you're such a bitch. Yet you're so hot marry me?"

Shizune

· "Tsunade-sama, I don't wanna work for you anymore!"

Shino

· "Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?"
· "Eww... get that thing out of your mouth you don't know were it has been."
· A bug! A bug! Get it off me! Get it off me!!!
· HAHAHAHAHA!

The Third Hokage

· "This village sucks. I'm moving to Hawaii."

Tsunade

· "I hate being young. I wish I didn't have this jutsu going."
· "Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying."
· "Gambling is horrible. I'll pick up a better hobby like collecting shells."
· "I am NOT a total whore."



Here are some I thought of. (I know, it's not alot...)

Choji: Go ahead, You can have the last potato chip.

Asuma: I hate smoking...

Rock Lee: Fine, I'll admit that I stole gaara's eyebrows.

Yondaime: I shall name my son... MINI ME!



Here are some Other People thought of. I am not sure if they copy & pasted.

Itachi: I'll baby sit my little brother, Sasuke.

Akamaru: Meow

Gaara: I like cheese

Sandaime Hokage: Go ahead, Orochimaru, destroy the village...like I give a c***...

Hinata: Naruto your such a wuss. Get a life!

Neji: There is no such thing as destiny. Life is totally random. Like OMG
I'M GONNA TOTALLY DYE MY HAIR!!!

Gaara: *singing* I love everybody. Cuz everybody iz my frieeend! ^^D *hugs random people*

Naruto: Eww. I'm tired of ramen...lets have pizza!

naruto - I dont give a c***, thats my way of the ninja

Hinata - f*** u naruto u are so f***ing ugly bad and such a p**** get real...

Naruto- I think I'm gay.

Sasuke- OMG!!!!! SAKURA!!!!! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE U!!!!!!! GO OUT WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura- ewwwwwwwwww.... Sasuke is soooooooo ugly. Ino, u can have him.

Hinata- *screams* NEJI IS SOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!! I WANT HIM!!!!!

TenTen- Pointy objects can kill, don't EVER touch them.

Rock Lee- Gai Sensai, your a freak, don't talk to me.

Itachi- Where can i buy a box of condoms?

Tsunande- MY BOOBS ARE SO SMALL!!!!

Jiraiya- ewwwwww. Girls are gross.

Orochimaru- I'm straight

Chouji- I'm fat.

Shikamaru- C'MON EVERYBODY!!! LETS GO RUN 9999 MILES!!!! COME ON LADIES!!!!!! WORK THOSE ABBS!!!! WORK THOSE MUCELSES!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!

Ino- Nobudy likes me. I'm going emo.

Kiba- I HATE DOGS!!!!! THERE ALL LIKE YA KNOW, GROSS AND STUFF!!!!! EWWWWWWWW GET THE AKAMARU THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!

Neji- Tsunande, can i touch your boobs?

Gai- Theres no such thing as youth, don't work hard, eat lots of junkfood, and make your hair look cool, green is ugly, I need to get my eyebrows done.

Gaara- Temari, i wanna cookie, GIMME A COOKIE!!!!

Naruto: I don't wanna be Hokage anymore. It's too much work.

Sasori: I'm a real boy! (quote from Pinocchio)

Sasuke: Itachi, let's just be friends, okay? Okay! *hug*

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